Poetry for Neanderthals Card Game - Multicolor

Poetry for Neanderthals (NSFW edition). Exploding Kittens fastest-growing game now with an "after-...

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This guide is for adults (17+) who enjoy a hilarious party game with a unique twist. Poetry for Neanderthals NSFW challenges players to guess words and phrases using only single-syllable words, leading to side-splitting moments. Be warned: using multi-syllable words results in a playful spanking from the included inflatable Spank Stick. This game is designed to bring fun and laughter to your next game night.

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BrandAsmodee

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FAQs

How many players are needed to play?

The game can be played with a minimum of 2 players, but is best with more for team play.

What age group is this game for?

This game is designed for adults aged 17 and older.

What if a player uses a multi-syllable word?

The other team gets to spank the player with the inflatable Spank Stick.

How long does a game typically last?

Rounds are quick, typically lasting 30-60 seconds, with total game time depending on how many rounds you play.

Can I replace the inflatable Spank Stick?

Yes, you can use any appropriate substitute if the original is damaged or lost.

Is this game suitable for family gatherings?

No, this game is intended for adults due to its mature themes and content.

Where can I buy replacement cards?

Replacement cards are generally not available, but you can contact the manufacturer for assistance. You can also create your own with similar prompts.

Troubleshooting

The inflatable Spank Stick won't inflate.

Check the valve on the inflatable stick to ensure it's properly sealed. Try inflating again.

Cards are missing or damaged.

Contact the manufacturer for replacement cards, or use the online resources to recreate the gameplay.

The game is not fun.

Ensure all players understand the rules and that the group enjoys adult humor. If not, consider a different game.

Pros and Cons

Pros

  • Hilarious gameplay that leads to lots of laughs.
  • Easy to learn and play, suitable for a variety of gatherings.
  • The single-syllable rule creates a unique and challenging experience.
  • The inclusion of the Spank Stick adds a fun and physical element to the game.
  • Provides engaging entertainment for adult audiences.

Cons

  • May not be suitable for all audiences due to mature themes.
  • The spanking element may not appeal to all players.
  • Requires a minimum of two players.
  • Limited replayability compared to other Exploding Kittens games.

Setup, Compatibility & Care

Setup:

  1. Divide players into two teams.
  2. Shuffle the clue cards.
  3. One player from Team A picks a card and tries to get their teammates to guess the phrase, using only single-syllable words.
  4. If the team guesses correctly, they score a point.
  5. If the player uses a multi-syllable word, the other team gets to spank them with the inflatable Spank Stick.

Compatibility:

  • Designed for ages 17 and up.
  • Best played with 4 or more players, but can be played with a minimum of 2.

Care:

  • Store the game in a dry place.
  • Keep the inflatable stick away from sharp objects.
  • Keep the game out of reach of children.