Humorous Bible Hidden Flask - Black
Dehydration is no joke. One second you’re just whooping it up, having a good time in church and th...Dehydration is no joke. One second you’re just whooping it up, having a good time in church and the next second, you keel over dead because you didn’t drink enough fluids that day. It’s totally true (it’s not). We heard that it happened to a friend of a friend once (maybe it was just something we read on the internet?). You definitely want to play it safe when quenching your thirst, which is why you need this Bible Flask!…okay, okay. So maybe you won’t be using this Humorous novelty item to be keeping dehydration at bay and you’ll most likely be filling this small flask with a liquid other than water. The handy item comes with small stainless steel flask and a hollowed out book that looks like a standard Bible. Simply place the flask inside the Bible and you’ll look like a devout member of the parish, ready to partake in the spreading of the word. It's not just for prayer. Hide your flask in the last place anyone would look. The included flask fits perfectly in the cutout pages of the book. Hair of the dogWe are good people. At least we try to be. But sometimes we get a little tipsy. We get a little...hung over. We need something to keep us going, especially so early in the morning on Sunday. We've tried everything to get rid of our early morning hang over, but nothing works. Nothing except a little nip to stave off the painful symptoms.So this Sunday, don't worry if you had a long night out with your pals. Just take this Bible Flask to mass with you, and use a little bit of the hair of the dog that bit you to stave off that hang over. It might be the only way you make it out of the church without the groans of pain from your headache, stomach ache, and listening to the preacher go on, and on. Just take a sip out of your hidden flask. Sunday mornings are about to get a whole lot more interesting.
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